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FREE Whole-Day School Visits!

Having visited almost 200 schools to date, B. Ware is continuing to take bookings for FREE visits with WARNING: Grandma’s Gone Bonkers until the end of 2026… and then with WARNING: Teachers Are Revolting through 2027. So, if your school would like a FREE whole-day author visit, and it’s within a 100-mile (or so) travelling distance of Cheltenham, please get in touch!

B. Ware normally spends the whole day at a school, hosting a thirty-minute assembly followed by three or four hour-long workshops for a number of KS1/KS2 year groups. But she can tailor her visit to the needs of each individual school.

All of her school visits are ENTIRELY FREE OF CHARGE, and she’ll even throw in free stickers and bookmarks for all pupils, along with a free signed copy of one of her books for the school library. All B. Ware asks in return is the opportunity to sell signed copies in the playground at the end of the school day, and for the school to advertise this to parents/carers.

So, what are you waiting for? Why not get in touch today?

Check B. Ware’s availability here to see what date(s) would work for your school, then make an enquiry below. Please include the following:

1) Which school you represent
2) Your location
3) The date(s) you’d be interested in hosting a visit
4) Whether you’ve been referred by a bookshop

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